waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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