Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
How external is "for external use only"?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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