I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
