Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
