so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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