Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
its liver damage thursday
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