Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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