I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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