Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I would fuck him just for his dog
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