wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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