At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
We left an ass print on the piano.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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