can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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