We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
This is my gift to your gina
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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