I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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