Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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