So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Who wears a wallet chain?!
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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