Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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