Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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