4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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