He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
