Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
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