i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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