i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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