I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
We have so much sex to catch up on
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
