Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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