every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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