Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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