I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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