he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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