he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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