So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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