you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
