i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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