i just had sex bonerless
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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