Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I need to sanitize my soul.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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