Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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