i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
All the doctor said was why
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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