My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
