If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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