i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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