Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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