Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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