is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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