Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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