You really coming over, don't trick.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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