Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Randomize
