Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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