I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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