My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
