Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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