I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Randomize
